Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to take an interest in creationism. Alarmed, their superiors send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli \u2014 a shady character determined to get them fired by making them seem insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office, and it\u2019s Banani\u2019s turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The session has just begun. Faggioli is reviewing Banani\u2019s file.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FAGGIOLI <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very well, it says here that you’re a very meticulous and precise scientist, but at times you’ve caused issues at NASAL because of your tendency to improvise odd and unsuitable solutions. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like, for instance, when you used toothpicks from the cafeteria to synchronize the particle accelerator \u2014 which then exploded, costing NASAL millions in repairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BANANI <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s true, I was foolish. I should\u2019ve used a fork tine. I forgot wood doesn\u2019t conduct electricity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FAGGIOLI <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr. Banani, it\u2019s not my job to forgive your little mischiefs. I\u2019m here to find you guilty\u2014 I mean, to understand what leads to this unusual behavior, and how we can set you straight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BANANI <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ll tell you, Professor \u2014 I just can\u2019t help it. When I see something broken, I have to fix it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FAGGIOLI <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Interesting\u2026 And when was the first time you felt this uncontrollable urge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BANANI <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s a long story. It goes back to when I was a teenager\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
IGOR <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only thing Banani never feels the need to fix\u2026 is his common sense receptor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026it\u2019s right there\u2026 inside his head\u2026 but it just won\u2019t work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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