{"id":5070,"date":"2025-04-29T20:21:40","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T19:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5070"},"modified":"2025-04-29T20:45:20","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T19:45:20","slug":"alone-and-with-a-fish-in-his-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5070","title":{"rendered":"Alone\u2026 and with a Fish in His Pocket."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to show an interest in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli \u2014 a shady figure determined to get them fired by making them seem insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office, where Ravioli is undergoing an evaluation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli is recounting the time he used to hide fish in his pocket during company dinners.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Flashback \u2014 Exterior, evening. Downtown is nearly deserted, storefronts are closed, and the streetlights flicker. Ravioli exits a fancy restaurant.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[His lab coat is half unbuttoned. The pockets are bulging and slightly greasy: pieces of fish are inside.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli (thinking to himself):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I have to&#8230; I have to tell them eventually. I just need the courage. No more fish in the pocket.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[He walks a few steps, clutching the coat awkwardly. Then a memory flares up in his mind.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Flashback within the flashback \u2014 Interior, home kitchen. A strict woman points her finger at him.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli\u2019s Mom (shouting):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You\u2019re not leaving the table until you eat ALL the fish! NO games! NO friends!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Another flash: Young Ravioli, sad, sitting at his school desk at sunset, staring at fish on a plate as punishment.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Back to the present. Ravioli shakes his head, dejected.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli (thinking, lowering his gaze):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No&#8230; I can\u2019t do it&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[As he walks close to the walls, a colorful flyer stuck to a cracked bulletin board catches his eye.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[He approaches. It\u2019s a crumpled flyer.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>NARRATOR (Ravioli\u2019s inner thoughts while reading):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&gt; &#8220;Tired of hiding fish in your clothes?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Afraid to say you don\u2019t like fish? You\u2019re not alone. Join \u2018Anonymous Fish Hiders.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 First session free. We\u2019re here to hear your silent pain.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Ravioli stands frozen, the wind rustling the edges of his lab coat.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli (whispering, in disbelief):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;I\u2019m not alone?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[He closes his eyes for a moment. His right pocket deflates \u2014 a sardine drops to the pavement with a loud slap.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Ravioli sighs.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Cut: the flashback fades, and we return to the evaluation office. Faggioli is staring at him, wide-eyed.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor later commented:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;A flyer about a group of fish hiders, huh? Well, it would\u2019ve been useful to him. At the very least, if the group didn\u2019t help, he could\u2019ve used it&#8230; to wrap the fish!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5066\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5074\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, begin to show an interest in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli \u2014 a shady figure determined to get them fired by making them seem insane. 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