{"id":5036,"date":"2025-04-29T20:10:51","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T19:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5036"},"modified":"2025-04-29T20:48:46","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T19:48:46","slug":"the-explanation-of-genesis-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=5036","title":{"rendered":"The Explanation of Genesis 7."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, start getting interested in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to the psychologist, Professor Faggioli, a shady character determined to get them fired by making them look insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office, where Ravioli is undergoing evaluation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, Papaia and Banani continue their conversation about the book Banani found in his garage, which belonged to his grandfather, and talks about the geological evidence of Noah\u2019s flood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia (scratching his head):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, but even with millions of years, we can explain these things.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Maybe yes, even though with millions of years we\u2019re still left with a lot of doubts and mysteries. But look at this.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani shows a Bible passage quoted from the book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani (serious, nodding):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;In Genesis, chapter 7, it says that all the high hills and mountains were covered by water, and that every living thing that breathed air on land was swept away and perished.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia (frowning):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;In that scenario, there wouldn\u2019t even be a scrap of dry land left!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani (leaning forward, speaking calmly):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Exactly. Now, if this event really happened, what would we expect to find in the real world? Layers of rock everywhere, full of billions of dead animals and plants, rapidly buried under sand, mud, and limestone.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia (narrowing his eyes):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And\u2026 do we find them?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani (firmly):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, Papaia. That\u2019s exactly what we find. Layer upon layer of fossils, spread all over the planet, trapped in enormous sedimentary deposits. Not just a few scattered remains, but entire graveyards of creatures, rapidly buried. It\u2019s an impressive signature.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia (whispering, thoughtful):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;As if everything was submerged all at once&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani (serious):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Exactly as described. Not a local drizzle, not an isolated event. A global catastrophe. And the world, in its rocks, still tells that story.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;According to Genesis 7, the whole world was submerged all at once\u2026 All at once? 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