Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor, who work at NASAL, start showing an interest in creationism. Their superiors, worried, send them to a psychologist, Professor Faggioli, a shady character determined to get them fired by making them look insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office, where Ravioli is undergoing evaluation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Here in your file, Ravioli, it says you\u2019re single. Tell me… how\u2019s your love life?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Eh! Not great. Unfortunately, women like guys who are rich, mature, and preferably muscular and fit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Well! Honestly, if this were a test, you would have scored zero points!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: But once I did find a girl who was interested in me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli (surprised): Really?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Yes, and when I realized it, she made the same face you’re making right now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Faggioli: She was probably a little crazy! Besides, you\u2019re selfish and childish. What other type of woman would want a relationship with you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Thanks for the compliments, professor\u2026 But probably it was because of her maternal instinct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: You never know with crazy people. Wait a second… That\u2019s my job!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Faggioli thinks for a moment, then scribbles something down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: Alright, go on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: We started dating, I felt like I was living a dream\u2026 You know, she was also beautiful and fit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: \u2026 Yeah, but it didn\u2019t end well, did it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: How did you figure that out?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggioli: It\u2019s easy, your file still says \u201csingle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor later commented: Ravioli says he had a girlfriend who appreciated him for who he was. Ravioli also thinks it was because of the maternal instinct his childish behavior inspired in her. No, Ravioli, you were wrong \u2014 it\u2019s because the girl\u2026 had lost her glasses!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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