Three scientists \u2014 Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli \u2014 and their assistant Igor work at NASAL. When they start taking an interest in creationism, their superiors send them to a psychologist for evaluation. The psychologist, Professor Faggioli, is a shady character, determined to get them fired by making them seem crazy. Ravioli is the first to enter.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n We\u2019re in Professor Faggioli\u2019s office, where Ravioli\u2019s session is underway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: \u2026And then, three times a week, came the worst dish of all. Boiled fish with broccoli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Faggioli: Hmm\u2026 Boiled fish with broccoli. My favorite dish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Igor (voiceover): Seriously?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: So, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, there was fish with broccoli, and I hated it. I just couldn\u2019t swallow it. On those days I\u2019d spend all of afterschool time sitting at my little desk, with the white eyes of the boiled fish staring at me from the plate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Faggioli: Boiled and accusing eyes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n Igor (voiceover): Sorry, but is this guy for real?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: You said it, Faggioli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Faggioli (loudly): BOILED AND ACCUSING EYES!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: It was just an expression, Professor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Igor (voiceover): Wait a second! So for Ravioli, \u201cboiled and accusing eyes\u201d is a legitimate observation?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: Anyway, one day I had an idea\u2026 there was a way to make the fish and broccoli disappear without anyone noticing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Faggioli: By eating it, of course!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: No! That idea wasn\u2019t even up for debate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Faggioli: Then how?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravioli: A much quicker and painless way\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Igor (voiceover): With a napkin on its head? I mean the fish\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n