Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, after a series of mishaps, finally arrive at the renowned Dark Matter Conference, but Ravioli, disobeying a plumber at work, uses an out-of-service restroom, causing a flooding in the conference center and canceling the event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the return flight, the scientists are discussing what happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Listen, Banani, tell me something\u2026 how did you come up with the idea of pretending to be a firefighter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: No, I never said that! I just mentioned my fire safety course, which I took at the observatory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Yeah, but one thing is being a real firefighter, and another is taking a fifteen-hour refresher course!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: I know, but it seemed so easy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: So easy that that crowd ended up locked in the broom closet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Hey, now you\u2019re exaggerating! We just had a bit of trouble finding the exit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: A bit of trouble? Banani, you led thirty people to march in a single file through a door that said \u201cSTORAGE – NO ENTRY.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: And, not content with that, you blocked the door with a bucket because \u201cit seemed too heavy to leave open\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: I just wanted to prevent it from slamming\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: And meanwhile, outside, the security staff was trying to figure out why an entire group was missing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Yeah, it would\u2019ve been better to follow those green signs with the little running guy and the \u201cEXIT\u201d label\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Ah, too boring for Banani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Yeah, I didn\u2019t notice those, I was following the strategy of following the electrical wires.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Following electrical wires in a flooded building! Brilliant, Banani. Brilliant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: And let\u2019s not forget the moment you tripped on a broom and knocked over the paint shelf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Or when you tried to \u201cforce\u201d what you thought was another exit and triggered the fire alarm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Good thing the real rescuers showed up, or this would\u2019ve gone from bad to worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Eh, Banani! Think twice next time before confidently saying \u201cfollow me!\u201d to strangers\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: “When people are panicking, they do the most senseless things\u2026 like following a guy who chose electrical wires as his guide in a flooded building!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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