Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, after a sea of trouble, finally arrive at the conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are at the conference center. The four have just entered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Isn’t it incredible? We made it, and we still have an hour to relax before the conference starts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Look over there. There’s the bathroom. Since we have time, I’ll go for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in front of the conference center bathrooms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Ravioli heads toward the restroom, he encounters a plumber at work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plumber: Excuse me, sir! The bathrooms are out of service! There are others on the first floor…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli speaks softly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli (whispering): Ugh! It’s so far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plumber: Excuse me, could you repeat that? I didn\u2019t hear you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I said: please, it\u2019s an emergency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Plumber: Well, it\u2019s not going to take long… I\u2019ll be done in five minutes…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Please, I suffer from incontinence\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Plumber: Fine, you can use the employee bathroom, but… please, don\u2019t flush the toilet. It\u2019s very important that you remember that. I repeat, do not flush the toilet, under any circumstances!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Ugh! It\u2019s so unpleasant leaving the bathroom dirty\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 But fine, deal done!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli then uses the employee bathroom. While finishing what he has to do, he thinks about the conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I still can\u2019t believe it… We made it to the famous dark matter conference… This year, the main guest will be Bart Bluejeans… He\u2019ll talk about his famous theory of quantum nothingness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Still lost in his thoughts, after finishing, Ravioli, as usual, flushes the toilet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Immediately, strange noises from broken pipes are heard. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Water begins to spurt from several points on the bathroom walls. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Ravioli, embarrassed, exits as quickly as possible, trying not to be noticed by the plumber, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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.. who is focused on tightening a pipe with a wrench.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Today I discovered that there are different types of plumbing emergencies in a bathroom!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor later commented: “I have a joke for you\u2026 Ravioli is serious and reliable. Oh wait, sorry, I was wrong. Jokes should be believable!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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