{"id":3292,"date":"2025-04-08T20:06:29","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T19:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3292"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:35:47","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:35:47","slug":"arrival-at-the-conference-center","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3292","title":{"rendered":"Arrival at the Conference Center."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, after a sea of troubles, have finally arrived at the conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in front of the conference center, where the scientists are getting off the bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Here we are at the Springfield, Illinois conference center. This time we&#8217;re on time and at the right address.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are at the entrance of the conference center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Here\u2019s the entrance! Let\u2019s get in line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: What line? Don\u2019t you see there\u2019s no one here yet? We arrived way too early.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: This is giving me the chills\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3288\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3296\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, after a sea of troubles, have finally arrived at the conference. We are in front of the conference center, where the scientists are getting off the bus. Papaia: Here we are at the Springfield, Illinois conference center. This &#8230; <a title=\"Arrival at the Conference Center.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3292\" aria-label=\"Read more about Arrival at the Conference Center.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3292"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4112,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292\/revisions\/4112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}