Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s terrible. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re at the reception, where, while the elevator technician is working, the new customers have come down to complain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lady: Excuse me! But the pictures we saw are misleading, this hotel is nothing like it looks in the images on the website!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Well! Actually, in your room, you have everything that\u2019s in the website pictures. But those photos were taken at another hotel, before they turned it into a golf course and moved all the furniture here…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Gentleman: Enough with this nonsense! We want our money back!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Sorry, but that’s not really possible, especially since I’ve already spent it paying for the overdue water bills!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Lady: This is an affront to our intelligence! The air conditioning and the water in the room don\u2019t work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: We can fix the situation. You just need to wait until tomorrow morning when they\u2019ll reconnect the utilities…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Gentleman: I\u2019m not leaving here until you give us our money back, or find us another place to stay!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: If you’re going to say that, I\u2019m afraid I\u2019ll have to activate the insurance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lady: Insurance? Do whatever you want, but you have to solve our problem!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The clerk pulls a baseball bat from under the counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: You want me to activate the insurance? Here it is, the insurance! Satisfied or smacked! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The elderly couple stares at him in horror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: So? Who wants to sign the form first?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The clerk swings the bat towards the customers, who run away terrified.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: The good old insurance… a real investment… always works! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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