{"id":3265,"date":"2025-04-08T19:32:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T18:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3265"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:39:03","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:39:03","slug":"the-future-of-ravioli-and-banani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3265","title":{"rendered":"The Future of Ravioli and Banani"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s terrible. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re in the elevator, where the four are trapped, and they\u2019re talking about their plans for the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: And what about you, Ravioli? What will you do when we get out of here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Obviously, if Papaia quits the observatory, you and I will have to leave too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Yeah, Papaia, out you go, out we all go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: No, it\u2019s not that! It\u2019s because Papaia got us in with a recommendation. If he leaves, we\u2019ll actually have to work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Ah, that\u2019s true! I almost forgot! Come to think of it, Papaia, you should stay at the observatory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: No, Banani! But don\u2019t worry, when I become successful, I\u2019ll hire you as my personal assistants!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: But Banani, what would you do if Papaia really did quit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: I don\u2019t know, maybe I\u2019d sell insurance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Good idea! With the chaos you create, you\u2019ve definitely become an expert in claims!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3260\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3269\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense &#8230; <a title=\"The Future of Ravioli and Banani\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3265\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Future of Ravioli and Banani\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3265"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4119,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions\/4119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}