Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in the elevator, where the four of them are trapped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani, with a determined look, stands up and heads towards the elevator door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I have a plan! It may seem complicated, but we need to try it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Whatever it is, we need to get out of here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Position yourselves in front of the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Let\u2019s do it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: So, the plan is based on the theory of quantum relativity applied to elevator door closure systems. Our idea is to alter the electromagnetic field of the door with a modulation of precise frequencies, using the superposition of quantum fields to deactivate the locking mechanisms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Yes, but practically\u2026 what do we have to do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Push!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The four scientists start pushing with all their might. While the three of them struggle and sweat, Banani is focused on the complicated plan he explained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I don\u2019t see any change. This plan doesn\u2019t seem to be working!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Maybe you should push too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Brilliant, Papaia! How did I not think of that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani begins pushing with the others, but the result doesn\u2019t change. After many attempts, they lose strength and give up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: I also remember something from my physics lessons. And I can confirm that, according to the quantum string theory in the electrostatic vacuum… we\u2019re doomed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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