{"id":3242,"date":"2025-04-08T19:25:43","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T18:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3242"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:41:21","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:41:21","slug":"seizing-the-backpack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3242","title":{"rendered":"Seizing the Backpack"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re in the elevator, where the four of them are trapped. Ravioli, in the midst of a hunger crisis, has found a rotten meatball and wants to eat it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: We could tie up Ravioli, until they get us out of here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Oh no! Igor, I don\u2019t like this idea at all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: No, Igor! It\u2019s against human rights, we can\u2019t do something like that!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Yes, but it\u2019s for his own good, and he\u2019s not in possession of his mental faculties!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: No, Papaia is right! But I have another idea! Why don\u2019t we just put the meatball back in the backpack, where it came from?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Yes, but what do we do about Ravioli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: We can seize his backpack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Yes, but what if we fall asleep, and Ravioli takes it back?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: We can create shifts!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026One watches the backpack, another watches Ravioli, and the third sleeps!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Great idea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Deal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Ok! I\u2019m the last one to sleep. Better collapse from exhaustion than from the smell of that meatball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3238\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3245\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that &#8230; <a title=\"Seizing the Backpack\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3242\" aria-label=\"Read more about Seizing the Backpack\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3242"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4125,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3242\/revisions\/4125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}