{"id":3230,"date":"2025-04-08T16:31:37","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3230"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:42:17","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:42:17","slug":"the-brainstorming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3230","title":{"rendered":"The Brainstorming"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in the elevator, where the four are trapped. Ravioli, in the grip of a hunger crisis, has found a rotten meatball and wants to eat it. The others are brainstorming ways to hide it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: No, colleagues! We can&#8217;t just hide it. The meatball must be destroyed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: And how can we do that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Let me think&#8230; We could burn it! In my kit, I have a lighter and some fire accelerant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Perfect! Why not?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Wait a minute! Are we really talking about starting a barbecue with this disgusting meatball here, trapped in this tiny elevator?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: True, it might take too long!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Not to mention the smell we\u2019ll have to endure!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: At least we could dampen Ravioli&#8217;s appetite with the disgust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Yes, but there\u2019s a risk we\u2019ll all vomit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 And then? We\u2019ll have to stay here for who knows how long&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: That&#8217;s true! Igor is right\u2026 we need to find another way to get rid of that meatball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: I never would have thought that in my scientific career, the biggest problem to solve would be&#8230; a rotten meatball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3226\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3233\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that &#8230; <a title=\"The Brainstorming\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3230\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Brainstorming\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3230"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4128,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230\/revisions\/4128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}