{"id":3216,"date":"2025-04-08T16:29:02","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3216"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:43:30","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:43:30","slug":"the-meatball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3216","title":{"rendered":"The Meatball"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful. After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are in the elevator, where the four are trapped. Ravioli is in the grip of a hunger crisis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli continues his search.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli: Nothing! Oh, wait!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli pulls something wrapped in a napkin. It\u2019s an old meatball with sauce, saved from days ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ravioli: I found this meatball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He unwraps the napkin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani: Ah! The smell is unbearable! Put it away right now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia: Ravioli! What are you doing? You\u2019re not really planning to eat that, are you? That meatball is weeks old! Even if you manage to swallow it without throwing up, it\u2019ll give you an intestinal infection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor: I don\u2019t even want to think about this apocalyptic scenario!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026Us, trapped in one and a half square meters, and Ravioli with diarrhea!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026Please, kill me now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3212\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3219\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense &#8230; <a title=\"The Meatball\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3216\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Meatball\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3216"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4132,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3216\/revisions\/4132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}