Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are at the bar, where the clerk is finishing his coffee break with his friend Alfred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The clerk\u2019s watch alarm goes off again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Duty calls, coffee break is over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alfred: See you tomorrow! Good luck with the new guests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Oh no! You know you\u2019re not supposed to say that\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Alfred: Ah, right! You\u2019re supposed to say \u201cBreak a leg\u201d\u2026 or actually, in our case\u2026 \u201cBreak a few legs\u2026 of someone else.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: I hope not! You know\u2026 even baseball bats wear out\u2026 See you tomorrow! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Alfred: Are you paying the bill today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Don\u2019t worry, it\u2019s covered\u2026 by insurance. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The two laugh. The bartender doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Then the clerk walks out of the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n