{"id":3185,"date":"2025-04-08T16:20:22","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3185"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:45:54","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:45:54","slug":"the-name-for-the-policy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3185","title":{"rendered":"The Name for the Policy."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are at the bar, where the clerk is finishing his coffee break with his friend Alfred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clerk: You know, now that you mention it, I could actually sell this idea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred: We need to find a name for it\u2026 How about \u201cBaseball Bat Insurance Inc.\u201d?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clerk: I was thinking of something more like \u201cFractures &amp; Co.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred: Great name! What do you think of \u201cTrauma &amp; Solutions Ltd.\u201d?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clerk: Why not \u201cSatisfied or Fractured &#8211; Insurance Group\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred: \u201cMultiple Fractures Group\u201d&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clerk: \u201cBruised but Happy Policies\u201d&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred: Okay! One last one: \u201cBat &amp; Co.: Solutions That Hit the Mark\u201d.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clerk: Our slogan: \u201cTotal Coverage\u2026 of Beatings\u201d.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred: \u201cMore Hits, Fewer Problems\u201d.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clerk: \u201cSince 1975, Policies That Never Miss\u201d.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alfred: \u201cModern Contusions, Ancient Methods, and Old-School Beatings.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3181\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3188\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. 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