{"id":3178,"date":"2025-04-08T16:18:59","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3178"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:48:55","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:48:55","slug":"the-steel-reinforcements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3178","title":{"rendered":"The Steel Reinforcements"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a rough night, they also get stuck in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are at the bar, where the clerk is finishing his coffee break with his friend Alfred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfred: Come on, don\u2019t dwell on it! You\u2019ve already found four new suckers to rip off! \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clerk: Yeah, thank God! And most importantly, I made sure that something like that never happens again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfred: You mean the \u201cOut of Order\u201d sign you taped onto the elevator at the reception?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clerk: No! I mean the steel reinforcements I added to the doors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;\u2026Now they can\u2019t be opened manually from the inside anymore!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfred: Ingenious\u2026 Have you tested it yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clerk: No, but it should work! The hardware store guy who sold me those reinforcements assured me they can withstand over a ton!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfred: Not even the Incredible Hulk would make it out alive!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clerk: Who\u2019s that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3174\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3181\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense &#8230; <a title=\"The Steel Reinforcements\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3178\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Steel Reinforcements\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3178"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4142,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions\/4142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}