{"id":3156,"date":"2025-04-08T16:13:29","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3156"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:53:09","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:53:09","slug":"locked-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3156","title":{"rendered":"Locked In"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s terrible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a rough night, they are ready to leave the hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The scientists press the zero button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The elevator doors close, but the elevator doesn\u2019t move.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: What\u2019s going on? Why isn\u2019t it going down?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Hey, Ravioli. Did you press it properly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Yes! Look, I pressed it, but nothing\u2019s happening!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Are you sure you didn\u2019t press the wrong button?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 Like\u2026 the one button, for example?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Why don\u2019t you press it yourselves and see?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia and Banani repeatedly press the zero button in every possible way, but nothing happens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Maybe they didn\u2019t fix it properly. Better press the door-open button and take the stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Which one is it? I don\u2019t see it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: It\u2019s usually the one with the symbols of the doors opening\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: There are no buttons other than the floor numbers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli (panicking): Oh no! We\u2019re stuck in the elevator\u2026 we\u2019re going to die in here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Don\u2019t panic. When they realize the elevator isn\u2019t moving, they\u2019ll call the emergency technicians.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Papaia, think carefully! The real panic isn\u2019t about the elevator being stuck\u2026 It\u2019s that we\u2019re trapped\u2026 with Ravioli!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: So what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Don\u2019t you get it? We\u2019re stuck in a small elevator with no food and a stressed Ravioli! Do you know what happens to Ravioli when he\u2019s stressed? 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