Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning it\u2019s terrible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Banani and Ravioli decide to sleep on the floor in Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The three are woken up by Igor knocking on the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia (yawning): Who\u2019s knocking at this hour?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: It\u2019s me. The clerk asked me to let you know it\u2019s time to leave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: But it\u2019s six in the morning!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: I know, but he says there\u2019s a sign in the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: What sign?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Maybe he\u2019s talking about that handwritten note taped to the wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Hey, colleagues! I suggest you listen to Igor and leave immediately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: But this isn\u2019t fair! Check-out is usually at noon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Not according to the clerk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: What did he say?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: I don\u2019t remember his exact words, but it was something like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh! You gotta get out! Otherwise, I\u2019ll come up there and throw you out myself!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Ah, I see! A true diplomat\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026they should make him UN Secretary-General.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: I was thinking about booking another night, but then I woke up and realized it was just a nightmare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Speaking of nightmares! I spent the whole night having them! In this case, I agree with Igor\u2026 the sooner we leave, the better for everyone!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Speaking of nightmares\u2026 has anyone checked if we still have all our internal organs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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