{"id":3123,"date":"2025-04-08T16:04:05","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3123"},"modified":"2025-04-11T16:58:48","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T15:58:48","slug":"ravioli-and-the-fish-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3123","title":{"rendered":"Ravioli and the Fish Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014along with their assistant Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. However, they board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. Upon arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not quite what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani and Ravioli, due to unforeseen circumstances, decide to sleep on the floor in Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli wakes up with a start.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This time, he finds himself in his childhood bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Where am I?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He looks around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Oh, my bedroom\u2026 Phew, it was just a dream!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He sees the alarm clock on the table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: What? It\u2019s already eight o\u2019clock? I\u2019m late! I have to go to school!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He spots his old, worn-out backpack on the chair next to the bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: My backpack! There it is\u2026 I have to hurry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He puts on the backpack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Ugh, why is it so heavy? What\u2019s inside?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He takes off the backpack and places it on the ground. It lands with a heavy, squishy thud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: What a weird sound\u2026 That\u2019s not the sound of books!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He puts the backpack on again and leaves the room. The door now opens directly into the school hallway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: The hallway is empty! Where is everyone?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lights suddenly go out. From the far end of the hallway, a strange sound of footsteps begins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: What\u2019s going on? What is that sound?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The footsteps grow closer, but it\u2019s too dark to see anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: It sounds just like the noise my backpack made earlier\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, a deep voice whispers: &#8220;You have to eat me!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli spins around. Behind him is a face\u2014not human, but fish\u2026 boiled fish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fish: Ravioli, you have to eat me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On top of the fish\u2019s head, there are some broccoli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: No! Gross! You\u2019re the fish with broccoli!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli starts running, and the fish slowly chases after him, making loud slapping noises with its fins as it uses them like feet to move.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Leave me alone!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As he runs, children appear at the classroom doors, staring at him with evil eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Oh no! The bullies! They found me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One of the bullies steps in front of Ravioli, blocking his path.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bully: Ravioli, the boiled fish! Here you are! Now let\u2019s see what you have in your backpack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: No! Let me go! I\u2019m trying to escape!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli realizes that a second bully behind him has taken his backpack without him noticing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bully 2: Ha ha ha! Here it is\u2026 the stinky backpack! Now we\u2019re going to open it\u2026 right here in front of everyone!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bully opens the backpack and dumps its contents onto the floor. Out spill kilos and kilos of boiled fish and rotten broccoli,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 which must have been in there for who knows how long!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Everyone starts laughing. Suddenly, Ravioli\u2019s mother appears in front of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: Raviolino! How could you lie to me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bully: Ravioli with Gorgonzola, the liar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bully 2: You lied to everyone! But now, we\u2019ll make you eat all the fish you\u2019ve been hiding in your backpack!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, the gigantic boiled fish arrives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fish: Ravioli! Stop hiding me!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026You have to eat me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli wakes up with a scream: &#8220;Noooo!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just as Ravioli is about to tell Igor about his dream, Igor comments:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Let me guess\u2026 You dreamed about the Sunflower Hotel menu again?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3119\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3127\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014along with their assistant Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. However, they board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. Upon arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not quite what they expected\u2026 meaning, &#8230; <a title=\"Ravioli and the Fish Nightmare\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3123\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ravioli and the Fish Nightmare\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3123"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4156,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions\/4156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}