Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant, Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. However, they board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not quite what they expected\u2026 meaning it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Banani and Ravioli decide to sleep on the floor in Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inside Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suddenly, a loud noise wakes all three of them. The clerk bursts into the room, shouting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: What are you still doing here? It\u2019s six o\u2019clock! You need to clear out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The three jump in fright.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Hey! What\u2019s going on? And what are you doing here? \u2026 Isn\u2019t check-out at noon? That\u2019s six hours from now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Noon? Do you think this is a five-star hotel? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Didn\u2019t you read the sign? It\u2019s six, and you need to scram!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: What sign?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Hey, Papaia! The clerk is right! Look at that piece of paper taped to the wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: What does it say? Let me see\u2026 It\u2019s handwritten\u2026 It says check-out is at six!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: But it\u2019s barely readable! They wrote \u201ccheck\u201d without a \u201cK,\u201d \u201cout\u201d with an \u201cA,\u201d and \u201cleave\u201d with two Ls and two Vs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Clerk: That sign is perfectly written! I wrote it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Yeah? And what about the spelling mistakes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Hey, kid! Don\u2019t try to trick me with those fancy scientist words! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026See this baseball bat? If you don\u2019t clear out right now, you\u2019ll find out what it tastes like!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The four run for their lives as the clerk throws Papaia\u2019s suitcases down the stairs\u2014along with all his personal belongings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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