{"id":3092,"date":"2025-04-07T22:51:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T21:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3092"},"modified":"2025-04-12T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T11:48:00","slug":"papaias-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3092","title":{"rendered":"Papaia\u2019s Things"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant, Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. However, they board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After landing at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not quite what they expected\u2026 meaning it\u2019s awful.<br>Since Banani and Ravioli\u2019s rooms are unlivable, they all decide to stay in Papaia\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in Papaia\u2019s room.<br>The two enter the room and call out to him, but Papaia, deep in sleep, doesn\u2019t wake up. Ravioli decides to brush his teeth before going to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Oh no! I left my toothpaste in my room. I\u2019ll use Papaia\u2019s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli uses Papaia\u2019s toothpaste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Look, Banani! Papaia\u2019s toothpaste is almost empty, but I think I can squeeze out one last dose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Maybe you should leave it for Papaia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: I\u2019m sure Papaia has a new tube in his suitcase. You know what? I\u2019ll just use it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani (rummaging through Papaia\u2019s suitcase): I don\u2019t think so, Ravioli. I just opened it to find a pair of socks for myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Apparently, Papaia is a minimalist\u2014the ones I borrowed were the only pair he had!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: I don\u2019t think Papaia will mind if I eat these delicious cookies hidden here in his laptop case\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Hey, Ravioli! Think about it\u2026 You just brushed your teeth!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: That\u2019s true! But the damage is done! Now I\u2019ll have to use his mouthwash!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026there\u2019s just one last drop left\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 Isn\u2019t it weird that someone travels with a flask of mouthwash in the secret pocket of their coat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: I find it weird that Papaia brought a coat in this season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Later, Igor commented: \u201cAfter discovering the first two rules of the Sunflower Hotel\u2014the room that is a sauna<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026and the shower that works with a small bottle of mineral water<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026when Papaia woke up, he would have discovered the third rule: that the backpack had to be used as a pillow;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>.. otherwise, there was a risk of finding it\u2026 a little lighter!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3089\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3095\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014and their assistant, Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. 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