Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. To beat the heat, Banani figures out how to turn on the air conditioner. But it puffs out in an explosion of freezing black soot, making the room unlivable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in Ravioli\u2019s room.
Banani and Ravioli are realizing that both Banani\u2019s and Ravioli\u2019s rooms are now unusable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Look at this disaster you made in my room! Now it\u2019s frozen and covered in dust!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026how am I supposed to sleep in here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Ugh! My room is unlivable too. I was hoping that at least in yours we could get the air conditioning to work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Oh, so you decided to use me as a guinea pig for your experiments?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: I thought you were hot too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Well! If you had at least knocked before barging in with your key, I would have told you I was sleeping just fine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: How could you have told me if you were sleeping?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Never mind! I have an idea\u2014let\u2019s all go to Papaia\u2019s room\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: What a great idea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Papaia will surely be happy to share his room with us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Maybe the air conditioning works properly there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Oh no! This time, you\u2019ll have to keep your curiosity to yourself, Banani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Upon hearing the plan, Igor commented:
\u201cOh, sure, Papaia must have been thrilled to host the legendary \u2018Deviated Septum Band,\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026featuring Ravioli and Banani: the two star trombonists!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 in an exclusive concert of stadium-volume snoring!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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