{"id":3070,"date":"2025-04-07T22:20:47","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T21:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3070"},"modified":"2025-04-12T12:50:30","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T11:50:30","slug":"final-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3070","title":{"rendered":"Final greetings."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. Banani gets his arm trapped in the window while trying to collect rainwater. Papaia faints after headbutting the door in an attempt to break it down. Ravioli saves Banani, discovering that the hotel locks are all the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: I don\u2019t know about you guys, but I think I\u2019m going to bed. It\u2019s been a tough day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Yes though like Papaia\u2019s head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: I\u2019m going back to my room too. Good night! See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Watch out you don\u2019t get stuck in the bed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Bye, everyone! I\u2019m heading to bed too, it\u2019s getting late and we\u2019ve got a lot to do tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Like, blowing up the hotel or getting stuck in the elevator?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Igor, you\u2019re so stressed that you can&#8217;t stop making jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026If you don&#8217;t stop, it\u2019s you that might actually explode!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: &#8220;Ah, Ravioli! After eating all those free sample chocolates, the only thing about to explode here is your stomach!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026So, let me head back to my room because I don\u2019t want to be here when it happens!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3067\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3073\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. Banani gets his &#8230; <a title=\"Final greetings.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3070\" aria-label=\"Read more about Final greetings.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3070"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4172,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions\/4172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}