Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. Banani gets his arm trapped in the window while trying to collect rainwater. Papaia faints after headbutting the door in an attempt to break it down. Ravioli saves Banani, discovering that the hotel locks are all the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Did you see that headbutt from Papaia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: More than see it, we heard it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The bang, I mean\u2026 It was heard all over the stairs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Should I be worried? Shouldn\u2019t we go to the ER?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Maybe it\u2019s better not to. Given how things are going, getting there might be more dangerous than just staying here and waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Here on the online doctor site it says a head injury can cause nausea, dizziness, and vomiting\u2026 Do you feel any of those symptoms, Papaia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: No! Apart from the bump on my head, I have no other symptoms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Go ahead, keep reading, Ravioli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Here it says amnesia, temporary memory loss, and delirium.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Yes! All those symptoms are there! It\u2019s Papaia\u2019s standard mode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026We should be worried if those weren\u2019t there, and if he started saying sensible things!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Anyone got a painkiller?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Wait, I have a little box in my kit. Come to think of it, I need one too, for my sore arm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: On the guest questionnaire, they should add an option: \u201cAre you here for business or pleasure?\u201d and also \u201cTo fight a battle\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: “Oh, give me a break, Ravioli! The only battle you fight every day is for the conquest of the last remaining space in your stomach to fit that final slice of pizza!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: This time I agree with you, Igor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: I think we should call an ambulance\u2026 Papaia\u2019s showing signs of imbalance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Maybe tomorrow we can go calmly and get him an X-ray.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Wasting time and money! X-rays don\u2019t go through lead\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I know, but what\u2019s that got to do with it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: The lead\u2026 that\u2019s what\u2019s filling Papaia\u2019s head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Stop it now, Igor, my head hurts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Look here! Papaia left a big dent in the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Let\u2019s hope the clerk doesn\u2019t notice, or he\u2019ll make us pay for it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: We could say it was already there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Something we can\u2019t say about the dent on Papaia\u2019s head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Let him try! If he does, I\u2019ll sue the hotel for poorly placing that piece of carpet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: The safety expert should\u2019ve flagged this hazard. You know, in case one of the guests decided to break the door with their head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: As your leader, I sacrificed myself for the team!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: A sacrifice as unnecessary as it was spectacular!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Igor, don\u2019t be hard on Papaia! After all, he just wanted to help!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Hard? Never as hard as his head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026And I doubt he did it to help. I think it was an experiment to see if his head was harder than the wood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: More than having a \u201ctest,\u201d we had \u201cheadbutts!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Ha, ha, ha! Now you\u2019re getting in on it too, Ravioli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Leave him alone! Poor Papaia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Poor Papaia? Poor door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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