Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. Banani, while trying to collect rainwater, gets his arm trapped in the narrow window. Papaia slams his head against the door of Banani\u2019s room while trying to break it down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are standing in front of Banani’s room.
Meanwhile, Ravioli has arrived.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Banani, are you there? What happened to Papaia, is he lying here unconscious on the floor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Ravioli! I\u2019m still here! Trapped with my arm in the window! Papaia was trying to break down the door! Check if he\u2019s still breathing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I\u2019m not a doctor, but it looks like he\u2019s still breathing! Why did he use his head and not his feet to break down the door?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I don\u2019t know, maybe he tripped. Or maybe he wanted to use the hardest part of his body!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026You\u2019ve got to get me out of here, right now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Calm down, Banani, I\u2019m coming into the room!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli inserts the key to his room and opens the door to Banani\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: How did you do that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: You see, Banani, the Sunflowerr hotel is so cheap that, to save money, they put identical locks on all the doors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 I realized it when I entered the wrong room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: How did you know it was the wrong room if the key you had worked?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: A guest who was in there wearing nothing but his underwear told me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli manages to help Banani pull his arm out of the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia regains consciousness and sits on the bed for a moment. Still half-dazed, he hears Ravioli and Banani talking about apologetics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: If the hotel security had been as solid as the door, and the door as solid as Papaia\u2019s head, we wouldn\u2019t be in this situation now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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