{"id":3020,"date":"2025-04-07T16:36:14","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T15:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2025-04-12T12:55:41","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T11:55:41","slug":"rainwater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3020","title":{"rendered":"Rainwater"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s room, where Banani is trying to cool down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To fight the heat, Banani takes a shower using mineral water, but it doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With his ears very attentive, or rather one ear since the other one isn\u2019t working well,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 Banani hears a noise coming from outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: What\u2019s that noise\u2026 Wait a minute! It\u2019s raining outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A light bulb goes off in Banani\u2019s mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Easy! Didn\u2019t I need water? Now, water is falling from the sky. If only I could get this empty bottle outside the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani executes his survival strategy and sticks the empty bottle, which he just used for the shower, out through the narrow window opening. Then he calls Igor to tell him everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Very interesting, Banani. But now I suggest you sleep on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor hangs up the phone and comments: Banani, on his way to the conference, dreamed of feeling like he was in the Star Trek series\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 instead, he ended up taking a shower with mineral water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026I still think that, like all of us, he ended up on the wrong set. Instead of exploring new worlds, he\u2019s exploring\u2026 new ways\u2026 of suffering!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3016\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3023\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s &#8230; <a title=\"Rainwater\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3020\" aria-label=\"Read more about Rainwater\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3020"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4187,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions\/4187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}