Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s room, where Banani is trying to cool down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With the light, he continues to inspect the tiny bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: But where\u2019s the shower?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the small room, there\u2019s an old toilet and a tiny, crusted sink. Drops of water fall from the ceiling, just like in the rest of the hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Looks like there\u2019s no shower. Now what am I supposed to do? It was such a good idea to cool off!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He thinks for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I\u2019ve got it! I can use the sink!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He turns on the faucet, but no water comes out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Damn it! No water. Now I understand the sign on that bucket! They must have cut off the water supply decades ago! Maybe the porter didn\u2019t pay the bills!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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After hearing this, Igor observed: \u201c Sleeping at the Sunflower Hotel is like going back to the ’80s and finding yourself in the ring, facing Andre the Giant in a wrestling match.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 First, the humid heat knocks you to the mat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 then, with the broken air conditioner, you’re psychologically knocked out,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 and finally, with no water, dehydration does the rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Here comes the referee counting\u2026 1\u2026 2\u2026 3! Once again, the Sunflower Hotel wins against its guests and remains unbeaten!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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