{"id":3003,"date":"2025-04-07T12:38:42","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T11:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3003"},"modified":"2025-04-12T12:57:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T11:57:31","slug":"banani-calls-igor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3003","title":{"rendered":"Banani Calls Igor."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s room, where Banani is trying to turn on the air conditioner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani uses the room\u2019s phone to call Igor\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Hello?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Igor, is your air conditioner working?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Unfortunately, no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Ah, okay! I thought you had managed to turn it on\u2026 Alright\u2026 that\u2019s all\u2026 good night!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Good night, Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor hangs up the phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: The great Banani, capable of using a particle accelerator, but can\u2019t turn on a common air conditioner? Obviously, to avoid offending him, I couldn\u2019t tell him that I\u2019ve already turned mine on. I wonder if the professor has ever considered the idea of picking up the remote and pressing the button: ON!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3000\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3006\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s &#8230; <a title=\"Banani Calls Igor.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=3003\" aria-label=\"Read more about Banani Calls Igor.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3003"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4192,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3003\/revisions\/4192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}