{"id":2986,"date":"2025-04-07T00:26:20","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T23:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2986"},"modified":"2025-04-12T12:59:18","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T11:59:18","slug":"the-air-conditioner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2986","title":{"rendered":"The Air Conditioner."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s room, where Banani is feeling hot.<br>He sees the air conditioner, turned off, hanging on the wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Ah, an air conditioner! This time, the Sunflower Hotel surprises me! But where\u2019s the remote?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He searches everywhere, but the remote is nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Too good to be true. Let me see if there\u2019s a button for manual power\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani grabs a chair, climbs onto it, and feels around for the power button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Nothing! Just a lot of dust! This air conditioner hasn\u2019t been dusted in years!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani climbs down from the chair and sits on the bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: So, let me get this straight\u2026 You\u2019re telling me that the Sunflower Hotel installed an air conditioner\u2026 just to let it sit there as a decoration?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026No, no, it\u2019s not just decoration\u2026 it\u2019s there to make the heat even more unbearable through sheer frustration!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Like Ravioli learned the hard way that a gym is for exercises, Banani, that night, learned that the Sunflower Hotel is designed for frustration and nothing else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2983\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2991\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 meaning, it\u2019s awful. We\u2019re in Banani\u2019s &#8230; <a title=\"The Air Conditioner.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2986\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Air Conditioner.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2986"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4197,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2986\/revisions\/4197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}