Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re on the hotel stairs, where the four are making their way up and talking about gym membership.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Speaking of machines\u2026 I signed up last month too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Big mistake, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, I actually liked it, but the monthly fee was too expensive!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: So you got an annual membership?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, even better! I went to the garage, grabbed some ropes, bricks, and built all the main machines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Yeah, and maybe you even opened your garage to the public!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: No, I never thought about it\u2026 Thanks for the idea, Igor, I\u2019ll do that as soon as I get home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: The problem with geniuses of sarcasm is that they always get misunderstood!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Yeah, so how did it end? Did you lose weight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, I broke my toe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: When you go to Banani\u2019s gym, the instructor asks you: “Mass,” “Definition,” or\u2026 “Fracture?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Either way, 90% of the members reach the latter goal within the first two weeks of training\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 and it\u2019s always thanks to Banani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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