Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re on the hotel stairs, where the four are making their way up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: They really kicked you out? I don\u2019t find that very professional of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: We can say that Ravioli lives in his fantasy world, like when he thought gyms offer free lifetime accommodation just because of a promotion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026But when they kicked him out, reality hit him hard and sent him straight back to where he started!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: You should give them a bad review!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I already did! I even included the part where they dared to ask me to exercise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: But Ravioli, that\u2019s what a gym is for!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Yes, but I thought just showing up was enough\u2026 the machines would take care of the rest!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor (pretending to read from his phone): Here it is\u2026 I found it\u2026 let me read it to you\u2026 “The drinks are not free, the Wi-Fi is slow, and the shower is too hot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026However, the ab benches are pretty comfortable, even though there\u2019s no pillow and the right privacy for sleeping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026The worst part? When I found out they don\u2019t do tabs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026The climax was when they told me I also had to do physical exercises!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Horrible experience. If you want to relax for free, I do not recommend it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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