Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re on the hotel stairs, where the four are making their way up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani\u2019s room is on the tenth floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I didn\u2019t think a hotel this lousy would have so many floors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: The main problem is that every floor has only one room!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: My cousin signed up for a gym.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: The one that sells fruits and vegetables?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, the one with the juice bar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: What exactly is a juice bar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I don\u2019t know\u2026 I came up with the name\u2026 because they sell all kinds of fruit juices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Original idea\u2026 Why did he sign up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: His accountant recommended it\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: And what does the gym have to do with taxes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: According to the XYZ123 model, a deductible expense for the owner can be categorized as “physical weight,” and written off as “tax savings” for the current year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: So the weights you lift at the gym can be written off from taxes?\u2026 Brilliant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: I also signed up a few months ago\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Oh, really? How did it go?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Very badly! I just wasted my money!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Couldn\u2019t you stick to the program?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: No, they kicked me out\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: And what did you do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Nothing\u2026 except take advantage of the free energy drinks promotion!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Free energy drinks? What kind of gym is that? I\u2019ve never heard of that promotion\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: You haven\u2019t heard of it because it doesn\u2019t exist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026The energy drinks weren\u2019t free. But, unfortunately, I found that out too late!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Ravioli thought he could refresh himself for free at the gym\u2019s expense\u2026 since they even have bathrooms and showers, he could have brought a sheet and a pillow to sleep on one of the ab benches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026At that point, all he needed was to have his mail sent there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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