Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re on the hotel stairs, where the four are making their way up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli suddenly stops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Listen! There are strange noises coming from the duct\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Let me hear\u2026 You\u2019re right! Sounds like loud banging.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: That must be because the elevator is broken\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Strange!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The clerk looks visibly annoyed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: I said it\u2019s completely normal. Don\u2019t you believe me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia (scared): No, no! I\u2019m sure you\u2019re an expert on the matter!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli (whispering): Why is he following us?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia (whispering): Better not ask!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Come on, guys, no more questions. Let\u2019s just focus on carrying our luggage up the stairs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Ugh! My pizza is now just a daydream!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Speaking of Norman Bates, those bangs sound about as normal as the clerk\u2026 Tonight, I think I\u2019ll skip the shower, just to be safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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