Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but it\u2019s not exactly what they expected\u2026 in the sense that it\u2019s awful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re on the hotel stairs, where the four are making their way up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Wow! I wouldn\u2019t have guessed this place even had a fire safety system!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: You mean that rusty, empty bucket with the sign that says, \u201cIn case of fire, fill before use. Warning: Water not included. Please see the clerk for purchase\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: So the clerk does have another bottle of water!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: They might as well have written, \u201cIn case of fire\u2026 you\u2019re doomed!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Maybe you are. I, on the other hand, always carry a bottle of water with me. It\u2019s part of my portable tool kit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Well, in case of fire, we know who to turn to. Now we just need to figure out how to put out a burning hotel with a single bottle of water!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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