Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, take the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel to spend the night, but when they get there, the clerk slams the door in their faces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in front of the hotel, where the scientists are trying to speak with the clerk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: We\u2019ve been ringing for half an hour. I think the clerk is asleep and can’t hear us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Ok! I\u2019ll ring one last time. If he doesn\u2019t answer, we\u2019ll figure out another solution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia rings the bell, but the button gets stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: What did you do? Did you break it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: I don\u2019t know, the button got stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: You know what? Call a taxi, Papaia, it\u2019s better to go back to the airport and sleep there tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But suddenly, the light on the stairs turns on again. It’s the clerk who opens the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Oh, enough! Are you done annoying me? Why don\u2019t you go bother someone else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: It’s because we paid for the reservation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clerk: Really? Why didn\u2019t you tell me that earlier?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: That\u2019s what I was trying to do\u2026 if you hadn\u2019t slammed the door in my face!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: \u201cThe clerk seems to confuse the concept of “reservation” with “free disturbance.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Or maybe he has a more original idea: paying to disturb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026Or maybe the door-in-the-face is an exclusive extra, a deluxe service!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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