{"id":2878,"date":"2025-04-03T20:57:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T19:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2878"},"modified":"2025-04-12T13:24:27","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T12:24:27","slug":"back-to-square-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2878","title":{"rendered":"Back to Square One"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front of an abandoned warehouse. Banani rings an intercom to ask for information, but an angry tenant, furious about the disturbance, storms out of the building and beats Banani with a rolling pin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Well done, Banani! Now we\u2019re right back where we started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Hey! Wait! We haven\u2019t done the most important thing yet\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: A psychiatric evaluation?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: No! Think for a second. If the address we gave is correct\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Of course, it\u2019s correct. It\u2019s right here on the app.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: And if the taxi driver dropped us off at the right place\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Then it must be this warehouse!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: That\u2019s true, we haven\u2019t even checked it yet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The four cross the street and return to the warehouse, exactly where the taxi driver had left them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Look here on the intercom! There\u2019s a label! It says \u201cSunflowerr Hotel!\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: You mean\u2026 \u201cSunflower\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: No! It\u2019s \u201cSunflowerr\u201d, with two R\u2019s! It\u2019s right here on the app! I have no idea how I managed to book this hotel instead of the other one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: This hotel is so bad that even its name has a spelling mistake!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: The owner was probably drunk when he decided to open it! And so was I when I asked you to hire me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2875\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2881\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front of an abandoned warehouse. &#8230; <a title=\"Back to Square One\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2878\" aria-label=\"Read more about Back to Square One\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2878"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4231,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions\/4231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}