Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front of an abandoned warehouse. Banani rings an unmarked intercom to ask for information, and an enraged tenant appears on the balcony.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The building\u2019s front door swings open, and the tenant stands on the threshold with an bloodshot eyes, brandishing a rolling pin.
The tenant points the rolling pin towards Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tenant: You!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Run!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The tenant chases Banani across the entire block, while the others find places to hide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tenant: Come here, and I\u2019ll show you what a real beating is!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Please, ma\u2019am, put that rolling pin away\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tenant: Stop right now! Quit running so I can give you a proper civic education lesson!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Maybe we should use a blackboard and chalk instead of a heavy blunt object\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The chase goes on for a few minutes, the tenant\u2019s furious shouting echoing through the silent residential buildings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: That tenant doesn\u2019t seem very cooperative!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: The only cooperation she\u2019s interested in is a baseball game\u2026 with Banani as the ball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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But Banani trips over a manhole cover, and the tenant catches up to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tenant: Finally! Take this\u2026 and this!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Ouch! Ouch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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After thoroughly beating Banani, the tenant returns to her apartment, satisfied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor, as usual, kicks Banani while he’s still on the ground, with his sarcasm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Banani, for once, you actually did something useful: testing the durability of Australian rolling pins!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026And to think, we didn\u2019t even need to call a taxi\u2014all it took was ringing an intercom for a ride\u2026 straight to the hospital!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026At least you made the tenant happy\u2026 also if we can\u2019t say the same for your ribs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 If the goal was to make friends in the neighborhood\u2026 mission failed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026From now on, we\u2019ll only ring intercoms after Banani has signed a life insurance policy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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