{"id":2872,"date":"2025-04-03T20:54:20","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T19:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2872"},"modified":"2025-04-12T13:25:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T12:25:02","slug":"the-tenant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2872","title":{"rendered":"The Tenant."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous conference on dark matter, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. Arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front of an abandoned warehouse. Banani decides to ring all the buzzers in the block to ask for directions, but no one answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are near the warehouse, and Banani is missing one last buzzer, which strangely has no name on the label. Igor advises against ringing it, as he believes that whoever lives there might not appreciate the unexpected visit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani: Who doesn\u2019t like a good surprise? This can\u2019t possibly be true. You\u2019re wrong, Igor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani positions himself in front of the buzzer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani: Ready? One\u2026 two\u2026 three!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani rings the unlabeled buzzer. A distant sound of a buzzer echoes from one of the apartments. A sturdy tenant appears on one of the balconies, her face stressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tenant: You again! The Genoa witnesses!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026Didn\u2019t I warn you last time? How dare you disturb me at this hour while I\u2019m eating!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani: No, ma\u2019am! We are scientists looking for the Sunflower Hotel. It should be nearby\u2026 do you know where we can find it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tenant: Hotel what? Do you think I\u2019m the information desk?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Banani: No, no! Sorry for the disturbance\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tenant: Disturbance? I\u2019ll show you what a disturbance really is!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The tenant goes back inside, and they hear the door slam violently, followed by the sound of hurried footsteps coming down the stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The three of them look at each other in panic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Papaia: Now what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igor: Now? It&#8217;s time to admit that God exists, kneel down, and say our last prayers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026If we\u2019re quick enough, we might even convert that furious tenant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2869\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2875\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous conference on dark matter, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. 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