{"id":2869,"date":"2025-04-03T20:52:56","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T19:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2869"},"modified":"2025-04-12T13:25:17","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T12:25:17","slug":"the-empty-label","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2869","title":{"rendered":"The Empty Label"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014along with their assistant Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. However, they board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front of an abandoned warehouse. Banani then comes up with the idea of ringing doorbells around the block to ask for information.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They are near the warehouse, where Banani is pressing every doorbell, but no one answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Even the bench pizza idea is ruined now! Oh, poor me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: How do you eat so much without feeling sick? You\u2019ve been snacking on chocolate samples the whole taxi ride!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Yeah, but that was just a snack!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Ravioli, your stomach is like the real numbers, you see, when you have two numbers, no matter how close they are, there\u2019s always an infinite amount of numbers between them. Just like your stomach\u2014when you think it\u2019s full of food, there\u2019s always room for more!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Listen, there&#8217;s only one thing left to do! Ring that last doorbell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Which one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: That one, without a label!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: If there\u2019s no label, it means no one lives there. No point in wasting time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: I agree! What other explanation could there be?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Maybe it fell off! Or they\u2019re replacing it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Anything\u2019s possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Or maybe the owner just doesn\u2019t like being bothered\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2866\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2872\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, and Ravioli\u2014along with their assistant Igor, are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference. However, they board the wrong flight and end up on the other side of the world. After arriving at the wrong airport, they book a hotel for the night, but the taxi drops them off in front &#8230; <a title=\"The Empty Label\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2869\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Empty Label\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2869"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4234,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869\/revisions\/4234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}