{"id":2776,"date":"2025-04-02T20:40:41","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T19:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2776"},"modified":"2025-04-12T13:27:29","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T12:27:29","slug":"a-questionable-emergency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2776","title":{"rendered":"A Questionable Emergency."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are outside the airport, where the four of them are waiting in line for a taxi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, the group ahead of them has left, leaving the last available taxi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Detective Banani! Look over there\u2026 While you were talking, someone cut in front of us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A very elegantly dressed lady has cut ahead of them in line and is talking to the taxi driver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taxi Driver: Ma\u2019am, there\u2019s a line to follow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lady: I know, but this is an emergency. Please, I\u2019ll pay you double!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taxi Driver: Alright, deal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Hey! That\u2019s not fair! We were here first. We\u2019ve been waiting for ages!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taxi Driver: Didn\u2019t you hear? It\u2019s an emergency!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The taxi driver slams the door and speeds off with the lady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani is left speechless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: An emergency? Did she run out of champagne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli (shocked): But this is not fair!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Life isn\u2019t fair, but at least you can always cry on a plate of lasagna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: She wasn\u2019t that fast, it\u2019s just that the line she cut was shorter than the road back to reality from your daydream!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani (surprised) : she was so fast!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: she was faster than a daydreaming detective<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2773\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2779\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world. We are outside the airport, where the four of them are waiting in line for a taxi. Meanwhile, the group ahead of them has left, &#8230; <a title=\"A Questionable Emergency.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2776\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Questionable Emergency.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2776"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4242,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions\/4242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}