Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor, who are supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, miss their flight and end up on the other side of the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are outside the airport, where the four of them are looking for a taxi to the hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They cross the street and line up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: According to my calculations, we should take the last available taxi. There are three groups of passengers ahead of us, and four taxis available.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Thank goodness! At least for once, something\u2019s going our way! Stay in line, please, don\u2019t let anyone cut in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A passenger crosses the street and cuts in front of them in the line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Hey! Sir? The line starts over there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passenger: Yes, I know, but I\u2019m with them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The passenger points to the group ahead of the scientists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passenger: That\u2019s my wife!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The passenger points to a lady among the group of people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Oh, really! And you expect me to believe that? Don\u2019t try to fool us!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passenger: Are you deaf? Didn\u2019t I just tell you that\u2019s my wife?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Oh no! I insist! If that\u2019s your wife, answer me this: Do you live here or are you tourists?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passenger (nervously): Of course we live here! We just got back from a vacation!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Then why does your wife have a tourist guide for this city? What does she need it for if she lives here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passenger: Uh! I don\u2019t know\u2026 Maybe she lent it to someone\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Maybe we can ask her directly\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passenger: Uh\u2026 No, no! I just remembered I need to go to the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The passenger leaves, embarrassed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Well done, Banani! I thought you were going to embarrass yourself as usual!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Nothing escapes Detective Banani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Yeah, nothing escapes Detective Banani except for taxis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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