{"id":2723,"date":"2025-04-02T19:53:03","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T18:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2723"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:42:07","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:42:07","slug":"instant-cappuccino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2723","title":{"rendered":"Instant Cappuccino"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, but they took the wrong flight and ended up on the other side of the world. On top of that, they forgot to pick up their luggage. When they went back, Banani caused a brawl at baggage claim over some suitcases he took from the conveyor belt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, the situation is resolved, and the scientists recover their luggage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in the arrivals area, where Banani is sighing while holding the conference flyer. Suddenly, he freezes, eyes wide open. Papaia and Ravioli stop their discussion and turn to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: What happened, Banani? Are you okay?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Look at this! The flyer! It\u2019s stained with white ink!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: I think it\u2019s instant cappuccino. Yeah, but what\u2019s the problem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Look here, Papaia! The stains were covering the numbers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani scratches off the instant cappuccino stain from the flyer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Look at this, Papaia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Incredible! That three turned into an eight!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: It\u2019s not the 23rd, it\u2019s the 28th! How did I not notice? I spent hours studying the flyer to make sure I got it right!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the flyer, it now clearly reads: Dark Matter Conference, July 28th, Springfield, Illinois Convention Center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Hey, guys! Do you know what this means?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: It means we have four more days to get to the conference on time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The three cheer, jumping with joy. Igor yawns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: \u201cThanks to Banani\u2019s instant cappuccino scratch-off, we just won four more days. That means 96 more hours of disasters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Let\u2019s just hope this time we don\u2019t end up in Antarctica!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2720\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2726\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, but they took the wrong flight and ended up on the other side of the world. On top of that, they forgot to pick up their luggage. When they went back, Banani caused a brawl at baggage claim over &#8230; <a title=\"Instant Cappuccino\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2723\" aria-label=\"Read more about Instant Cappuccino\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2723"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4258,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions\/4258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}