Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, but they took the wrong flight and ended up on the other side of the world. On top of that, they forgot to pick up their luggage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are at baggage claim.
Banani is arguing with other passengers over some suitcases he grabbed from the conveyor belt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The confusion doesn\u2019t seem to settle down.
Security is trying to understand the passengers, who are all speaking in different languages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Banani, I don\u2019t know what\u2019s inside those suitcases, but I really hope at least one of them contains a survival manual for embarrassing situations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The tension is rising. Banani is holding onto the suitcases with all his strength, while their rightful owners are doing the same, trying to snatch their luggage back from Banani\u2019s grip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 Security is losing control of the situation, and things are on the verge of turning into a physical fight. In the general chaos, other passengers have also joined in, creating a full-blown riot in what was once a calm and peaceful airport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor watches the scene while eating from a box of popcorn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: By the end of this trip, I\u2019m going to write a book: “How to Annoy Everyone at the Airport in Exactly 10 Seconds.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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