{"id":2699,"date":"2025-04-02T19:34:03","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T18:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2699"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:44:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:44:32","slug":"the-automatic-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2699","title":{"rendered":"The Automatic Door"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, but they took the wrong flight and ended up on the other side of the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To make things worse, they forgot to collect their luggage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They are at the airport, trying to get back to retrieve their bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Look! The door opens automatically when someone exits from the gate area!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Oh, so we just have to stand here and wait. And when someone comes out\u2026 we go in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Okay! Let\u2019s get into position.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: I\u2019m ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor remains seated on one of the benches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: And you, Igor? Aren\u2019t you coming?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Don\u2019t you remember? I only travel with my backpack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Ah, right! Okay, then just wait there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Hey, guys! I hear someone coming!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The door suddenly opens, and a group of passengers walks through, heading toward the exit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Now! This is our chance!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The three of them rush through the wide doorway but are immediately stopped by security staff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Security: Where do you think you\u2019re going?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Uh\u2026 we just wanted to take a quick look at the duty-free shop\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Security: This is a restricted area. Didn\u2019t you see the sign?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Sign? What sign?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor (loudly from the bench): The one as big as a house that says &#8220;No Entry&#8221; and is stuck right on the door\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2696\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2702\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, were supposed to attend the famous dark matter conference, but they took the wrong flight and ended up on the other side of the world. To make things worse, they forgot to collect their luggage. They are at the airport, trying to get back to retrieve &#8230; <a title=\"The Automatic Door\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2699\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Automatic Door\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2699"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4266,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions\/4266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}