{"id":2683,"date":"2025-04-02T19:19:35","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T18:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:45:59","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:45:59","slug":"the-snitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2683","title":{"rendered":"The Snitch."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting neighbor.<br>Trying to retrieve it discreetly, Banani ends up hitting his head, drawing everyone&#8217;s attention. The flight attendants call a doctor to check on him, but the doctor turns out to be the very same neighbor. To help Banani, the neighbor offers him the steak, thinking it was his.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Neighbor: But\u2026 what happened to the steak that was in here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A passenger decides to snitch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Snitching Passenger: Hey, it was that guy! The fat one in the scientist&#8217;s lab coat! He swapped the plates!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: What are you talking about? You\u2019re hallucinating! Doctor, you should check him too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Snitching Passenger: Hallucinating, huh? Check his plate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone looks at Ravioli\u2019s plate, but it\u2019s empty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: See? It\u2019s empty!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Snitching Passenger: That\u2019s impossible!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts. We are experiencing some turbulence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The matter is dropped, and everyone returns to their seats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: What did you do with my steak? I bet you couldn\u2019t resist and ate it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Ravioli pulls the steak out of his lab coat pocket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Didn\u2019t I tell you? With Ravioli, no one goes hungry!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Thanks, buddy! But how did you hide it without anyone noticing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Let\u2019s just say I have years of experience in this field!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Today, Banani discovered a new side of Ravioli\u2014the one who\u2019s a true friend\u2026 to food!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2680\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2686\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference. Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting neighbor.Trying to retrieve it discreetly, &#8230; <a title=\"The Snitch.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2683\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Snitch.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2683"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4271,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions\/4271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}