Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting passenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While trying to secretly retrieve it, Banani ends up hitting his head loudly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The flight attendants, thinking Banani might have a head injury, rush to find a doctor on board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, if there is a doctor on board, please report to the cabin. I repeat, if there is a doctor among the passengers, please report to the cabin immediately. This is an emergency!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani\u2019s neighbor\u2014the one with the steak\u2014immediately stands up and runs toward the cabin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: This is the perfect moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli quickly swaps the neighbor\u2019s plate, which holds Banani\u2019s steak, with his own empty one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everyone is gathered around Banani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neighbor\/Doctor: Let me see\u2026 open your mouth\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The neighbor, who turns out to be a doctor, examines Banani and asks him routine questions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctor: He\u2019s fine, but it\u2019s best to keep him under observation until the end of the flight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Don\u2019t worry, I\u2019m fine. It\u2019s nothing. I just want to eat a steak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Flight Attendant: Unfortunately, we\u2019re out of steaks. We only have fish left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctor: Oh, that\u2019s no problem! You can have mine. I got a second serving, but I haven\u2019t even touched it yet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The neighbor hands his plate to Banani. But when Banani looks, he finds it empty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: This steak doesn\u2019t deserve to be eaten! First, it flies from one plate to another, then it vanishes into thin air\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026 Rather than eating it, Banani should take it to NASAL to be studied as a UFO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n