Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting passenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani has come up with a plan to retrieve the steak and is about to put it into action with Ravioli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I\u2019m ready\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: One\u2026 two\u2026 three!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani jumps up suddenly, but in doing so, he smashes his head violently against the low overhead compartment,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2026 drawing the attention of everyone\u2014including the passenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Ouch! What a hit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Flight Attendant: Sir, are you alright? Do you need a doctor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, no! It\u2019s nothing\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Flight Attendant: You should be more careful next time. Can you tell me why you stood up so suddenly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Listen, I need to tell you something: do you see that steak on that passenger\u2019s plate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani points at the steak while Ravioli hides his face in shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Well! That steak is mine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Flight Attendant: Call a doctor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: No! A psychiatrist!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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No, wait\u2026 they already tried that\u2026 but it was useless!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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