Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting passenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani and Ravioli are devising a plan to retrieve the steak.
Banani spots an unattended tray on one of the overhead compartments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Look over there. I\u2019ll knock that tray over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Yeah, that should work. But what if the owner sees you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Unlikely! There\u2019s no one there. The people sitting there all went to line up for the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Alright! But you have to act fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Perfect! As soon as the passenger turns away, you switch the plates\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: I\u2019m ready, you can count on me. Just so you know, with Ravioli, no one stays hungry! This is a cause very close to my heart\u2014since childhood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Okay! Enough talk. We have to be quick. Now I\u2019ll count to three. Then I\u2019ll stand up and knock the tray over. And the moment the passenger turns away, you switch the plates!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Alright, now I\u2019ll count to three and then\u2026 I\u2019ll go hide. This embarrassment, guys, is all yours!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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