Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting passenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani is brainstorming with Ravioli to come up with a plan to retrieve the steak\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Okay, Ravioli, help me think. How do I get my steak back without looking like a lunatic?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: You could pretend it\u2019s part of the in-flight service\u2026 like a steak-warming service\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: No, I\u2019d have to disguise myself as a flight attendant\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Then stage an emergency. Say the steak is contaminated and must be recalled immediately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: What?! You want to start a panic?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Oh, no thanks! The airport security check was already enough of a disaster for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: What if I\u2019m just direct and honest? ‘Excuse me, that steak is mine. It flew from my plate to yours.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: I don\u2019t know\u2026 Even if it\u2019s true, it doesn\u2019t sound very believable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: You know what? Maybe we could create a diversion. Like dropping something loud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Like\u2026 an airplane?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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